"But thanks for trying to regulate what we're allowed to talk about!"? I don't recall doing that, at least not to you. But if I did, I offer you my most sincere apologies.
From the bottom of my heart, I hope I'll never have the unpleasure of engaging in a conversation with you again.
And, please, don't worry! I won't…

I don't think she was referring to your judgment or anyone else's here, but to Sean's and Mary's and they did kind of judge Mayer based on that song. And making fun of her by calling him her boyfriend is no douchebag behavior at all, very mature!