Damn. you. CROSSFIT!!!

If I can add some perspective to the fat comment meaning "fear of being unloved/unwanted" — as someone who has been on both sides of the spectrum (currently size 11/12, used to be a size 00), it's not so much to do with that as it is what "fat" represents to people who care enough to honestly hate.

When you think about…

I teach aerobics and yoga and see this a lot. The yogi's get all super zen and organic and the aerobics crowd hardcore and they can both be insufferable. But they are finding something new and it's exciting and they want to share it. They usually burn themselves out or the excitement levels out in a few months or…

EVEN IF YOU DON'T USE THE PATIENT'S NAME, divulging any amount of PHI/protected health information is 100% totally yes a violation of HIPAA. It doesn't matter if her friend or an advice columnist can't piece it together....a judge will. Some screenshots of that shit to the right people could get her sooper-ethical…

I'll tell you what to do. Close your voluntary judgement account and hang out with your real friends. 'TREAT YO SELF!'

...Who are you and why have you stolen my life? Same first name, same major, same picture of myself holding a Lush Bubblebeard in front of my face (which I've never used on Jez but definitely on twitter).

I tell him the same thing. I knew he was my Imp when I met him at the shelter and the first thing he did was take a massive poop and stare me in the eye the whole time, daring me to comment. In the end, he did not shit gold.

I'd send the response card back. I'd send it back with "HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO" written on it. I'd take a bite out of the corner and write "OMG, sorry! SO HUNGRY!" below it. Then I'd draw a dick on it. Because I'm mature.