YES! I used to do a show, "Agorafabulous!" at various little comedy theatres...I eventually wrote a memoir based on it. Anyway, it's about mental illness and people often were like, "Oh, just do acupuncture." Thanks dudes.

Can you tell me how you stay motivated to work out all the time? REAL QUESTION. I know I need to start exercising but I always seem to give up. Perhaps I'm just lazy. If so, I need the cure for laziness!

Hey I just wanted to say that I hope you are doing well (being someone with mental illness, I know it's a day-by-day thing for a lot of us struggling with health issues) and good for you for cutting these people off.

Maddox will deliver us all from evil one day.

Ooh Violet Affleck IS great. I think I am Maddox Jolie-Pitt, who totally inspired Angie and Brad simply by looking at Brad one day and calling him "dad." ALLEGEDLY.

See, I think you weren't a fitness Nazi, you were a fitness champ. Fitness champs are great at taking care of themselves, but they don't try to push their beliefs on others. Fitness evangelists are great at taking care of themselves and they want to SHARE their beliefs with others because they're so excited and happy.…

There was a pro-GMO article? I did not know!

BUT SO BEAUTIFUL.

I like to incorporate one thru-line to entertain myself and nerds when writing this column. Last week it was great American short stories; another time it was "Doctor Who;" this week it's "Master Chef." Just a goofy little habit I have.

This is now in my head for life.

OMG Christine. I have such intense feelings about her. She is so lovely and great.

WHY MUST YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF MY ONE TRUE LOVE?!

OMG JOSH! I miss him.

Uh, Master Chef isn't an advertiser. I'm just fucking obsessed with Master Chef.

It is the best!

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME. I was a creative writing major, and sometimes it just needs to come out.

Oh shit, you know I love me some Echo Park. Let us celebrate the strange beauty of the east siiiide!

Good for you! You are taking good care of yourself.

I think the issue here is with the wording I chose...basically, I was just trying to say "Hey readers, here's a relatable situation: one friend did something another friend doesn't like. Maybe you haven't been in this exact situation (birth control, etc.) but perhaps you can apply this knowledge to your own life."…

BAHAHAHHA Rich Kids of Instagram is brilliant.