Thank you muchly.

Thank you! I am stoked to have gotten to contribute to Jezebel.

I'm thinking about Mr. Hooper right now and it is getting me so upset. Why did I have to mention him? This post should come with a trigger warning. Gaaaah. I miss that old bespectacled fellow to this day. (And thanks for reading.)

Thanks, honey. I appreciate it. And I'm glad it made you crack up.

Fuck. You mean I accidentally stole a Coulter joke? That's just hacky.