They’re rebooting Unplugged on MTV right? A Lady Gaga episode would be amazing.

It was Derek’s birthday and Derek and Lawrence are friends.

I don’t.... know. We’re assuming we’re now like how many months out of the cheating-breaking of their relationships. Issa and Lawrence will have mutual friends. After all, it was her husband’s birthday, not hers. He may still be friends with Lawrence. It’s not fair to make all friends cater to their overly emotional,…

I would consider him a friend of Derek’s (they had that sit down where Derek told him about himself) so since it’s his birthday it makes sense that she would invite his friends. If it was HER birthday, that would have been shady.

And the kids who get free lunch, all that food they’ll be missing out, with dwindling supplies at home I’m sure.

Scary Island. Ramona was renewing her vows (because 17 is a huge anniversary year...?) and brought Sonja (who was brand new to the show and seemed very cool and normal at the time), Alex, Kelly, and Bethenny (who was pregnant) to St. Barths as some sort of bachelorette or some shit. Kelly went absolutely APE SHIT and…

Don’t do that to Ramona.

Wishing your spouse/mate happy birthday or anything like that on social media is very thirsty and stupid.

“What is happening to my body right now? Did I just say...‘Don’t leave’? All this is new for me,” Jay-Z reflects.

Seriously. There is a very clear winner here. Chyna is maybe like a 2 on the piece-of-shit scale. Rob is more like a 8.5

I find the people saying that it can’t be revenge porn because she has posted racy pictures of herself before to be disgusting.

Except that Beyoncé does lip sync. She can absolutely sing live but it is well known that she has used a backing track and has lip synced when singing live.

But she doesn’t. She uses backing tracks, usually she doesn’t even bother lip syncing while they run.

Acoustics are a large part of it though. That broadway stage has great acoustics so that she can not only hear herself but the orchestra (and her audience is quiet unlike at a pop concert where they are screaming and singing along).

I would rather hear a real, human voice every time, no matter how imperfect. Do less dancing, more singing. Take some damn voice lessons to strengthen your voice. Whatever. I don’t go to concerts to see someone mouth words over a track.

I know this is sarcasm, but it’s worth mentioning that they didn’t even find a few joints. They found fucking nothing.

What in the fuck dude, I would be breaking shit if this happened to my child. This is fucking molestation. Sue them for literally every penny they’re worth kids.

Why “enough with Aziz and the white women”? They showed him on dates with Indian women (with a lot of interesting, funny conversations about what that means), black women, etc. He dated one American and one Italian woman - his longtime girlfriend was a white blonde chef. Maybe he was writing what he knows.

Basically, Griffin has built her career on Joan’s skeleton

Go the everloving Christing monkeyfuck away Kathy, you indefensible moron. Stop generating more headlines about this bullshit non-issue that your stupid ass unnecessarily created and giving Trump a hand-knitted distraction from his Russian entanglements.

You couldn’t be doing him a bigger favor if you tried, you…