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Every time I hear Shailene Woodley’s name, my eyeballs roll so hard to the back of my head that I can see my thoughts. She and GOOP are in the same category of “pretentious, woo-woo bullshit Hollywood dumbass” to me and I wish they would both go away forever.

Also tired of guys saying “if I were her I would have said/done etc” blah blah regarding women in these grabby/rapey situations.

Jesus Fucking Christ. I know it’s been said a million times, but I am sick of this shit. Seeing that woman frozen, smiling....we’ve all been there. Fuck everything.

Kardashian filed a libel lawsuit against MediaTakeOut on Tuesday, and the site is now admitting the error of its ways.

How can it be a ripoff when literally every single person watching the debate had the same thought? At least everyone I was with watching it. We immediately started doing the Jaws theme.

I have been saying this for months now but people keep insisting that he’s smart, just arrogant. NO. He’s both.

This was dead on. I especially loved the part with the black man, “Denzel,” in the audience and asking a question. “You know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton...she’s basically a black.”

Good for SNL for getting laughs, but they totally ripped of this person from twitter.

Baldwin kicked up an notch since last SNL and his impression is much better.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

I know, Meghan Trainer is not going to happen. She is horrible!

Right!?

That don’t impress me much.

My stomach literally hurts watching him - he’s creepy and nonsensical. The first time the audience applauded from something he said I got the shivers thinking about if he could win... Please God, no.

I’m baffled by how many cheers he is getting by the audience. Yet Hillary supporters have followed what the moderators have asked and remained quiet despite many moments I would have cheered at.

This fucking asshole.

I wrote the Today show an angry email! I am totally taking very minute credit for this!

Pussygate has claimed its first “victim.” Can’t wait to see who’s next!