Rats > Hedgehogs. Seriously, rats are like tiny border collies you can put in your pocket.

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

If you decide to patronize this business, some of your dollars are funding radical anti-choice (and therefore anti-women) organizations. That makes it relevant, IMO.

This is some bizarre homerism. Lipnitskaia fell twice. She's an exciting young skater, and her team skate was impeccable, but she came nowhere near deserving a gold in this event.

Not really. Young children are more prone to pneumonia and there is a vaccine to protect children against it for exactly that reason. I suspect they would not have vaccinated these children since that would seem to be against their beliefs. So you've got vulnerable children who were not given medical treatment for a…

Remember, modern medicine is your enemy, vaccines cause autism, fluoridated water is bad for you and Jeebus has his own brand of cure-all snake oil.

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

I was about to say the same thing about the Bare Minerals foundation. Also, I'm biracial with red and pink undertones that meld into yellow and green randomly and they are the closest I've ever gotten to a true match to my skin tone. It evens me out, but if I forget to take it all the way down to my neck, no one even…

Who could be responsible for this?!?

I think that part is referred to as the death drop. Seems appropriate.

Semi-tangential aesthetic question: is anyone a fan of the hose-over-skate nude illusion look? Personally, I think the white skates look so crisp and fresh, especially with the usually bright-coloured outfits, that I don't really understand why they do this...but that's just my taste.

Nope. I try to talk to every dog I see. It's a really bad idea, but they're so doggish! How can I not?

Soft, adorable rabies!

Rabies hugs! They're like smallpox blankies!

Nope! It would have gotten all the hugs. And I would have gotten all the rabies.

Am i the only one who would've gone out and tried to talk to it...?

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I wear a watch every single day.

You know who has the best workout clothes? TJ Maxx. You know who has the best outdoor/workout clothes, customer service and dividends at the end fo the year? REI.