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At my vet's old office, there was a cabinet with a display of all of the things that had been chewed & swallowed by dogs and had to be removed surgically. There was some weird shit in that cabinet.

I assume (based on my extensive research of viewing half of an episode of 'Behind the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' years ago) that the people who run these NFL cheerleader programs and put these handbooks together are themselves former cheerleaders who've found a unique bubble in which they never have to leave high

Bunsa-Bunsa is adorable and rocks the hell out of that jumpsuit!

I won't shower after the gym if I am going home and done for the day. Sometimes. But sometimes I do. It really just depends on how lazy I feel. But if I can change into sweat free clothes ASAP, I lose the motivation to shower.

This is exactly what I do. Conditioner only (I will use shampoo once in a great while - usually after coloring my hair so that I get the color off my scalp), and I haven't looked back. I have hair that is coarse and prone to frizziness, and conditioner-only works like magic.

NOT THE COFFEE.

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.

My dinosaur is actually still kind of awkwardly large for someone my size. Like, when I was at an age to carry him around, I literally could only hold him by the neck because his body was too big and he was disturbingly close to my heigh for the bulk of my childhood. I kind of love that

I think being able to accept that your s/o loves a stuffed bear is pretty much perfect. I'm always glad my husband doesn't think I'm weird for being in my 30s and still sleeping with stuffed animals.

So true. My favorite childhood toy has a texture. There is something about the fabric that is very specific.

"I smelled him and I knew exactly who it was" - AHHHHHHHHHHHH all the tears. My childhood lovely TOTALLY has a smell. This made my day!!

A snow day in fucking college?

And the idea that men in the second world war didn't wank is not only idiotic - it is historically inaccurate. It was quite popular from what I gather. Imminent threat of death does all kinds of things to priorities. See the work of Mary Wesley. Her books on the war are packed with sexy business of all kinds.

Yes. Exhibit A:

Sooo... can anyone loan me $3,000?

Robin Thicke and Chicago was such an...odd collaboration.

I once thought I lost my vagina, but it turned out it had just slipped behind the sofa cushions.

Who forgets their vagina? Mine comes with me everywhere I go. Now my wallet - my WALLET I sometimes forget. And occasionally my phone.

NEVER FORGET.

Jesus, now I have to buy "gifts" for my vagina too?