I think the height here is the actual requirement, above the others, because these girls want to have excellent seating on some tall guy's shoulders. They want to be able to see and take photos of their favorite acts. It's really all about this point. The rest is negotiable, I'm sure.

This height requirement is all about shoulder rides. The way I read it, these girls really only posted this add because they are looking for human step-ladders they can use to get a better view of the stage.

Two on the vine.

I think you've failed to understand that everything is about them.

Flagged for removal? Shouldn't that be reserved for prostitution and other illegal activities like selling children and kidneys....2 douchy gals looking for festival boyfriends doesn't 't really fit that.

I went to Firefly last summer and I noticed that too. Half the people there were reasonable human beings who were wonderfully hippie-tastic and wild and didn't give a shit about their appearances. The other half were college aged vain douche-canoes (male and female alike) who preferred sweat on the back of their…

Coachella: that annual event at which the most wretched of the Earth cluster together in the blistering heat, each one clad in jorts and feathers like some sort of atavistic hell-bird, all in order to poop outside while music that's been licensed by The CW plays in the background.

We should start fining these fucking assholes for wasting tax payer dollars on shit like this. It should be illegal to invent laws regarding consenting sexual behaviors.

So this dude has no qualms about the world knowing how much time he spends thinking about teens having oral sex? Bless his heart.

Virginia Republicans really are creepily obsessed with everyone else's genitals. It feels like they've fetishized it, honestly.

The more forbidden something is, the more teenagers are going to want to do it.

Just think of what this would do for teen pregnancy rates...

...and the Handmaids wear red...

Bet you the so called "pro lifers" are sending this poor family death threats by the cartload.

God that makes me never want to have kids.... I don't know exactly why. Maybe because they all look so depressed.

Was that first kid never a teenager?

Paula Dean's on it right now.

"North West at 21" sounds like GPS coordinates.

Did they just photoshop a wider face onto Halle Berry for that North West at 21 photo?

Go Lindy!