You should read this if you haven't already. Easily one of the best and most interesting Jezebel articles ever published.

Pulling yourself over a wall is not similar at all to a pull-up.

Pull ups stink even for dudes - tall guys have no prayer. It's an "exercise" (more like a bizarre feat) that favors short and average guys with stumpy arms. I mean other folks could build up the strength to do it, though months in the gym.

ARGGHHH Starbucks cheese/cracker boxes. Just thinking about the markup on those three measly slices of cheese, couple of cardboard crackers and 1/16 of an apple they stick in there makes me furious – at myself, mostly, for being short on time/hungry enough to fall for it.

Fuck. I don't care if this sounds snooty, but a woman who has been writing every day for the past few years should have a better command of language than this. She just oughta (Made even more meaningful since I have taught English at the college she purports to be a student at):

An employee and college student, and she can afford Starbucks for every meal?

Just give this woman the book deal she so wants. For fuck's sake....

I have never eaten something at Starbucks that tasted remotely like food.

ah, the trust-fund life...

Ok so this looks "romantic" and stuff, but did he seriously just sniff the piano keys?

My dog has two favourite poo spots on our morning walk. At one of the spots, he orients himself in various directions day to day, but at the other spot he pretty consistently aims himself East-West.

Did Train put out any songs this year? They must have. Regardless, their entire catalog* should be on this list.

They learned that it's easy to get rich by fooling rubes into thinking you're "one of them."

I have always assumed that you have to be going through some serious shit for an entirely new religion to appeal to you. Everyone has a psychological breaking point after all.

Yes but when I see Chole dance I feel sad because she could have been a wonderful ballerina. It's such a waste. Am I also the only one who thinks it's weird because it seems Abby has never actually danced herself? Or did I miss that?

I like the word snorfled! Can we make that a thing? With all the words we're banning we need to reintroduce some new ones.

Ahem. This is the standard by which all Take On Me parodies will be judged.

So bad I couldn't even make it through the whole 2 minute clip.

Oh my, I've found a fellow flip-flop hater. I don't care if they are Havianas. I hate them. I hate it when people where them to work.