I am here at the keyboard with you. It's like we're looking at the same moon.

Just get rid of frats altogether. Let colleges be for learning.

Of all the scams in all the world ... oh Sonia.

So long, farewell, auf wiedsersehen, good night...

Vampire Bill's "I'm looking into the distance" face looks very much like a "Where is the restroom" face.

Now I know why they did My Favorite Things so early: so thy could do The Lonely Goatherd without the puppets! Lame.

ROLF IS NOT AN ARYAN BLOND WHAT IS THIS

Christopher Plummer is judging the shit out of this right now.

She is SO BAD. And she's bringing Audra down. At this point it's just the two of them shouting at each other. Yikes.

Oh Carrie.
I like your voice just fine, but your acting... Sweetie...

Oh boy, there's she is. I'm too sober for this already.

#NAZIS#SINGING#SINGINGNAZIS

I told my boyfriend this was on as he was leaving earlier. His response was, "You're going to watch that and hate it, aren't you?

An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.

I just anticipate doing this the whole time:

I'm sorry, what were you saying, because I just fell out of my chair laughing.

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND! (from my post on a different post the other day)

I laughed. (I live on the Main Line and totally know who you're talking about.)