This is how we deal with lost phones at work. Sometimes it’s easy to match people up, because the lock screen has a picture of the person or their kids and then if they unlock it successfully, that’s straight forward.

She seems to want to be ‘exotic’ by just painting a very broad ‘Spanish’ brush being ‘from anywhere that speaks Spanish’ and not just claiming to be European. 

I mean, I’ve lived in a variety of places, domestically and abroad. For a stint I lived in Arizona with my grandmother when I was a kiddo. It was a good time.

Love me some fluffy owls. 

It’s so much lower rent than that: it’s circled up masking tape.

DO IT

And now this is the thread in which we share the things we have as Christmas tree toppers:

I was on jury selection for this monster federal trial a couple years ago. Selection took days (I eventually brought knitting and a third book after the first 8 hours of frozen boredom during a 90 person voir dire).

This is my life, it’s the WASP way.

It’s absolutely insanity inducing. I only actually ever succeeded at trapping one mouse, because those fuckers evaded every.damn.trap.

Seriously. That dude should be throwing a giant bash once COVID passes. Meanwhile he can get another dog, read some more books. 

Around $1800 worth of TastyKakes during a Wawa 3 for 1 sale.

Ugh we had this problem earlier in the year. It was ENDLESS and infuriating.

I would if I had one of those baths. But this shower/tub combo thing means the tub is really never quite clean enough for my liking to slink down into it, because the shower curtain liner is just....there, with its mild soap scum forever adhered. That is not calming.

I need the old person safety shower! Our shower is slippery death trap even with a bath mat and I have a permanent bruise on my leg to prove it.

Two bathrooms is a spoiling thing. We haven’t even used the shower in the other one yet. We had been functioning off of one bathroom and were like ‘this is fine!’ but really, two bathrooms is amazing.

The problem most people have when dealing or working with groups: trying to please 100% of people 100% of the time.

Our guest room is really my sewing and craft room, and the room where things go to be a disaster.

How...odd.

I’ve attended a handful of weddings in the last five years or so, and with only one exception, the people getting married have said ‘I’m so glad that’s over’ once they get to the reception.