I’ve always blamed my terrible vision for it. And that really weird growth spurt when I was a teenager where I stopped knowing where my limbs where and that was it.

Oh my god.

I’m a walking calamity of self induced injuries (I currently have a probably broken toe because I dropped a large wooden cutting board on it while trying to keep a glass jar from falling and shattering. I succeeded in that. My toe turned a lovely shade of black). I’ve got bad eye sight and not a great sense of where…

Oh fuck that dr.

I’m one string of small kitchen incidents—cutting off part of my thumb on a plum pit, singed fingers from oven racks and pumpkin pies, etc etc.

As a straight person: No fucking clue. 

oh fuck. That’s awful. 

Ugh, I’m so sorry. My no-longer-my MIL was also a giant raging narcissist and would also play the martyr in any situation where she wasn’t getting enough attention. She ruined every christmas, holiday, birthday because it wasn’t a day explicitly about her. She blamed her own son for getting the cancer that eventually…

Oh my god, that’s horrible. For everyone. It’s so damn scary when they stop eating. My dog was doing this due to a terrible mix of UTI/fleas/moving and it caused me to cry on my kitchen floor about three times in a week. When he finally gobbled up some boiled chicken it was the best gross thing I could imagine (he’s…

Grief never goes away, it never lessens, you just fill your life with more things, so it seems less. I’m glad that those feelings can be balanced out within the week, with better things. And cake.

It has been a wee bit rubbish a week for asthma. I don’t generally don’t have to use an inhaler for my lungs, but have this week. But that gets them all set and settled.

To be fair, it did get a new hard drive about five years ago, when its original one shit itself.

I was using a laundry basket to prop up my phone to take videos, so your twizzlers are a jazzy step up. 

I’d be lost without this honking phone holder that I never used before and almost threw out in the last big purge. I’m so glad I didn’t; has been vital for filming videos for work.

Omg, jealous. I’ve been slowly adding more and more teal accents into my life. It all started with teal velvet curtains from the as in bin at IKEA and it’s been downhill from there. 

The wonders of my previous one bedroom apartment. My boyfriend needs two monitors, a phone, and a laptop, so he got the dining room table.

It’s not a great record.

They’re always three times more expensive than the store brand ones where I’m at.

There’s a building across from my work, it’s a hotel now but it’s been a huge number of things in its over 100 years of existence.

Mississippi didn’t ratify the 13th amendment until 1995, so, New Mexico is still winning.