Heritage Tourism.

We get a lot of them at work. They are...trying. Especially the ones with children, because they don’t have anything close to a structured learning environment (not even close to home schooling, where many do institute a schedule or at least some sort of structure), and thus they essentially hand their kids over to us…

Wherein I will always read his name as “Cotton Underwear” 

The all white anything makes me laugh and laugh. I catered a dinner once at a house where everything in the kitchen was white. White toaster. White counter tops, white coffee maker (!!!!). White floors.

Aw man, my dog hasn’t had that excitement in a long while. His favorite people (my parents) he’s seen a couple times, but he loves them because they’ll take him on 2 hour long walks where you go a total of 1/2 a mile because all he does is sniff. He goes ape shit for them and all he can do is look at them from the car…

I’ve only got two people in 600ft and we’ve been doing really well, even with the juggling of who needs what room when for works calls and what not. But today I just had to get up and take the dog for a long walk because I could not deal with being at most 10 feet away from the same person for another minute.

Cake is always there for you. Angry, anxious, mad, sad. Cake will do it.

Now that the crippling anxiety of potentially being exposed to COVID has dissipated with the weeks since I’ve seen humanity, we’re back to our normal every other day activities.

A lab like mutt thing? Adorable no matter what.

I just had a telemedicine visit with an ENT and I watched her dog trot through the background of the frame. She didn’t have any humans around her but if she had, she could have faced me towards the wall, put in headphones and no one would have been able to identify me by voice or sight. 

My stylist is now producing root cover kits with her clients formulas, that she’s shipping out/can be picked up! 

Yes! I tried not to get too angry about it because college students are college students and hell if I knew how to communicate romantically when I was 20/22. It only got interesting when it became clear why Marianne was so bad at this, and that was about 1/2 way through. 

It is addicting. The strays always come back. Since mine have no shape anymore, it’s hard to know what ‘should’ be there and what is a stray. 

I really enjoyed Conversations with Friends. Like really enjoyed it, had trouble putting it down.

Yeah, a 30 year old salt and pepper dude is to more than a decent population VERY attractive. Including me. My boyfriend is sad he’s getting white hairs and I’m like ‘PLEASE NOW YES’

To be contrarian as well: the tail of your left eyebrow may NOT grow back.

It’s bad MLM mascara. 

I was wondering that too. So evangelical influencer means half clothed in your car in public?

I was supposed to get my hair cut and colored on the 19th. I was put in self quarantine on the 15th. I had put off getting my bangs trimmed because I just needed to get to the 19th.

Hahahaha, maybe.