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I read an article a long while ago about a husband/wife or couple or whatever. The author wrote about how he and his person sit on the same couch in the evenings after dinner and discussion and putter around on their computers or doing their individual things.

Pretty much. At work I’ve noticed the ‘boymom’ shirts means ‘I’m just going to let my kid do whatever he wants because well, he’s a boy! Shrug! What you gonna do?!’

They can do a great job with it. I have a couple crowns on molars and they matched the shade of my teeth pretty well. I can tell to look at them, sort of, that they aren’t my real teeth, but they’re also my teeth and I spend a lot more time with them than most people. 

I have two crowns because some of my molars just decided to give me the middle finger and peace out around age 23. They match my otherwise not excessively white teeth. It can be done! 

I’m so sorry. It’s...horrendous. No other words.

Ah, August. The month of crabby, crabby tourists, endless humidity, oppressive amounts of work work, all counting down to the best day of the year: The day after Labor Day. 

Did we share a mom? Cause I got the ‘all men are pigs’ thing too, and it was confusing. 

Seriously.

That bothered me less since historians run the gamut. And with the weird academia barriers of the USSR, Russian historians of Russia are hard to describe? They are simultaneously desired for their perspective but also side lined because of the institutional baggage that comes with them. One of my comprehensive exams

His accent was so distracting. I don’t even know what it was or what it became or what the hell it was supposed to be. Except that it was all over and hilarious. 

We were watching this and the SURPRISE SEX was...uh. Like I felt I should have drawn my curtains to watch this because heck if my neighbors saw that.

Half the time I only realize my dog has puked because I hear him gobbling and go ‘WHAT ARE YOU EATING?!’

My dog is very good about if he feels he needs to pee/poo in the house (his anxiety is weird), he always goes on the rug in the bathroom. Washable! Whoo!

Kelvingrove is awesome. This was fun!

I’m straight to the point of being absolutely boring,

Only having a sister, where in the name of the game is psychological warfare, this whole grown ass brothers beating the shit out of each other is endlessly befuddling. Testosterone, I guess.

Yeah, I grew up with Hersheys as the chocolate available because well, PA. I don’t eat it very often because I have since lived in Germany and Ritter exists. But sometimes I just want a Hershey’s bar. 

They put a Hershey’s store/cafe in at my job recently. They do the smores and everything. I don’t work the building it is in very often, but I can only imagine it means that every square inch is covered in marshmallow fluff sticky. Because tourists. And children. 

My boyfriend loves cheesy eggs on cinnamon raisin toast.

If it had been an english muffin, scone, crumpet, brioche, or toast I’d be more ok with it.