He only wears it at night because he seems to leave his arm alone otherwise. He’s only got it for a couple more days, but I think he probably dislikes it about a normal amount. He doesn’t run away when I go to put it on, so he can’t hate it too much. He just is a little despondent about it.

Not silence. He makes so much damn noise in it. Clanking from his collar, trying to brush it off on the furniture, sighing from the sheer drama of it all. 

I got my tattoo! Here it is all fresh and new, with said puppy dog. It is all healed and proper now and I love it.

This is where my money goes. The yoga and the hair and the make up and the skin care. It has become so much a part of ‘me’ that it’s in my budget for each month. But then I find something new at Ulta or find a new skin care product and suddenly there goes another $40.

No. No no no no nono.

PIGGEH PIGS.

A thread in which we post boopable snoots:

I couldn’t deal with this. I just cleaned pretty much everything in the apartment (minus the tub, because FUCK I HATE WASHING THE TUB). It wasn’t even that bad. It was just getting to the point where there’s too much dust/hair/fur for me to live in. Which is probably fine to others. But I need to clean.

But puppy....

I only have one boy in the house anymore (the dog) and he’s gross enough. I came back from taking a shower this morning to find him licking his butt on my pillow.

Teenagers are just bottomless pits. My sister and I were it for my parents, so only girls. And I still remember just ALWAYS BEING HUNGRY.

Your uterus can prolapse even outside of childbirth.

They smell like slightly off dairy. All the time. I love my goddaughters, but they essentially just smell like warm cheese constantly.

At work we call school kids ‘the great unwashed’.

Gross. So much gross.

oh barf.

Pretty much what happens. I see a lot of large families at work, and almost all of them have some sort of minor ‘older kid as parent’ situation going on. Sometimes it’s more of a buddy system, but sometimes the kids really do feel like parents (I had a 10 year old girl tell me she was her sister’s mom and it kind of…

No one better be relying on the paper diploma, because I threw that thing out YEAAAARSSSS ago.

I really need a gif of this. I spent most of my day feeling like that kid.

I haven’t the foggiest. She has a lot of legitimate psychological issues that have gone poorly or untreated for too long, which only made the pestering worse. I guess like with most things, humans just want to feel like they ‘belong’ to something, even if it’s a fucked up belonging.