All of the height of her neck got put into her back, and the actual presence of a neck disappeared.

I second My Dad Wrote a Porno. HILARIOUS.

I second My Dad Wrote a Porno. HILARIOUS.

oh my god I was crying on the cry in laughter the other day. I’ve already listened to the first season when it came out (we are on the second now, we only listen when we can together in the car or what not), but wanted to relisten to the first.

I’m a fan of Bussola boots. I can’t wear most boots or booties because I have orthotics and they don’t fit in anything. But I got a pair before I went to Germany for a week of crazy walking around travel for work, and they did well. Though pouring rain and cold and 10+ miles a day. And they were fashionable! I got a…

I saw a woman wearing flared pants the other day and I went ‘I miss flares. Can we get those back? My ass never looked so good.’

I’ve never been pregnant, but spent much of my life with untreated celiac disease, which to me meant essentially feeling like barf, or actually barfing from age 5-25. You learn to make it less sucky, but you know, puke is puke.

There were several conflicting protests going on, all converging near my workplace. A pro-Trump, a generic anti Trump, and an Antifa march. All planned to get to the same square at the same time. My workplace towards protests is ‘We don’t care WHAT you are protesting, don’t hurt each other, don’t hurt the place, all’s…

I believe that you can destroy that without smoke bombing a museum and its staff that are frequently the educators who have to face down the discrimination on the day to day. How many people did you have conversations with today about how the constitution’s goal is equal rights under the law for all our citizens and…

We’ve had antifa in Philly for a while now.

They mostly (here in the East) are anarchists. And are generally average aged of 16? We had two run through the museum I work in and drop a smoke bomb (ugh). They are all of the ‘I’m a teenager and I’m MAD and I hate RULES so I don’t want any RULES so I’m going to go throw smoke bombs at law enforcement and museums…

I have a lot (a lot a lot) of hair. My head is frequently too warm. As a person who now does not have hair, but I’m assuming once did, how much of a difference does not having hair make in the coldness factor?

Too Late, Buster Dog for President already has that on his platform:

It takes all of my power to not adopt them all. Every dog I’ve played with at this place is SUPER friendly and loving. I don’t know whether this is a mix of the fact that I smell like dog, or that apparently I have some sort of weird doggy soothing tendency according to my neighbors who have anxiety ridden dogs.

So on days when I’m feeling awful, or the visitors are making me rage, or the world is just being shitty, I go and pet the dogs up for adoption at the place across the street from work.

I don’t have white....anything because I spill coffee on pretty much everything I have ever owned. But when we go to hotels or whatever and I wash my hair I realize quickly how much of my hair dye comes off on my towels, apparently.

My dog and I fight over my electric blanket as soon as it dips under 40 degrees.

Chelsea Handler was on one of my tours at work last year ish. She talked through the whole thing.

I didn’t even want to post about our engagement when it happened (as it was, I waited like a week after the event and only after my partner posted).

Yep. It was ‘reducing’ then ‘dieting’ then various tag lined things like Atkins and Low Fat. Now it’s ‘wellness’.