This is a trend in mid to luxury level apartments as well. Almost no kitchen what so ever. Because you’re supposed to be wealthy enough to only eat take out or something.

It’s maddening! We were searching around for apartments a couple years ago and the new ‘trend’ seems to be in the mid to ‘luxury’ level apartments around here to BARELY have a kitchen. One was like a four by four box with a small fridge and a range but no oven. The idea is that you’re supposed to be so hip and cool…

I gots a tiny doggo (less than 20 lbs) and he would be UNHAPPY with this set up. Not nearly enough room for pillow piles and leisure.

oh no no no no.

Ah nope. We only have one, and it works out well enough (mostly because god I’ve discovered through this whole cancer thing that we are FREAKY CHILL ABOUT STUFF). But if I had gotten accustomed to there being separate ones and then suddenly had to go back? no no.

I care little about the size of the rest of my home, but my kitchen needs to be reasonably sized. Like, probably on the verge of 1/2 or more of the square footage of a tiny house. Cause my Kitchen Aid is the best gift I have ever received and that thing needs its space. And my coffee maker. We only have one outlet in…

I flat out rammed myself into the doorframe of our bedroom one evening when I was like ‘I don’t want to disturb mr. bernd by turning on the bedroom lights, you know what I can do, walk from the living room to the bedroom without any lights on!’

He loves that darn lamb chop. And yes, Buster has an obscene amount of toys. He just loves them so much.

My entire retirement existence relies on the idea that Social Security won’t exist. I don’t even factor it in. It’ll be a nice little surprise if it’s still around in 40 years (because I’m not retiring until I’m 70, I’m sure)

Our dog was on prednisone for a while (ughhhhhh) which made him pee like crazy. Without someone being there to take him out like every hour, we went with the pee pads knowing he was OK peeing on the bathroom floor when desperate, so we’d just try to contain it.

Buster destroyed one of the squirrels and seems really really remorseful of it, and hid the squirrel carcass. We went crazy and bought him like 10 more squirrels and he plays with them, but HAS to have a cuddle with them after.

bwhahahahaaha

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Oh they are super stupid easy to get out. My not particularly good at puzzles dog gets them out in essentially 3 seconds. But he treats them like they are his children and it’s the goddamn most adorable thing ever.

Since it seems to be a right of passage, as I’ve seen so many doggies with them, you need to purchase these. Plush, tiny squirrels in their own hidey hole that your dog will drive you crazy squeaking but will be so undeniably cute doing so you won’t mind.

My dog, crazy weirdo that he is, will ONLY eat Trader Joes dog treats. Specifically the “Lady” ones (which I think are the beef jerky sticks). Sometimes, in TJs fashion, they are out of these treats. He will NOT consume any other, more expensive, more gourmet, treats. I’m glad they’re $1.99 a bag and not full of crap,…

My prom dress was a long verion of what Rory Gilmore wore to the Chilton formal and I wore it three proms because fuck if I was buying a new dress each time and damn did I love it.

Yeah, regular double strapped ones I had luck with Maidenform and Aerie. Someone else recommended racerbacks and I never liked them. Darn you small shoulders!

Yeah, that worked for some brands and not for others. Racerbacks were always really uncomfortable for me. whomp whomp

You will be fine. Truthfully, I have NO IDEA what anyone else in my class is doing any any moment because I’m so focused on what I am doing. They could be hanging off the walls and I wouldn’t notice. Everyone is uncomfortable doing SOMETHING in yoga, as I’ve found out. What you might find to be really really easy,…