It was A LOT like that and it was glooooorrrrious. Like just sloughing off.

They are these cotton and other material masks that are full of oils and stuff that soaks into your skin as you put them on and let them sit for a half hour. It makes your face soft and moisturized.

I got the orange one of that brand! It was neat! And 10 for $11?!

KEEHTANZ.

Blergh, lung gunky infections are no good. And they linger forever. I hope you feel better.

To those of you who recommended BabyFeet:

Is it this person?

I’m all up in self care at the moment and the most wallet friendly means have been small splurges from ULTA and I really want to discuss $3 sheet masks and make up primers with people and I have to wait until SNS each week. Milihelen would have been such a joy right now.

That would be amazing. But also tacos? Choco tacos! OMG YOUR WEDDING COULD HAVE CHOCO TACOS.

Sounds excellent. I’m astonished the number of people who come up and tell me all the things I MUST do is astounding. I MUST do that? really?

I was probably too minimalist, truthfully. There will also be ice cream.

I’m recently engaged, and people are so damn annoying about ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR WEDDING, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS OMG OMG OMG’. My answer is ‘I don’t know, self uniting marriage certificate and a fuck ton of gin?’ and considering most people find unacceptable because they’ve all bought into the wedding industrial…

Historians that deal with the human hoards.

THE EVIL WIMINS. THE WIMINS!!!!!!!

I work at a place that gets pretty much every cultural/religious/geographic/age group. Every group has their particularities, with teenagers being the same ‘please let me just just bang my head against the wall you are all impossible’ no matter where they are from or what culture they represent.

Ah yes, the mystery ‘Buddhist or hare krishnas?’ game you get to play in Philly sometimes. It’s not always clear. It’s confusing. Especially with the one questionable Buddhist that walks up and down market street and is sometimes very very forceful.

My field of work is...weird. To say the least.

She got laid to rest in a bleepin’ giant prozac pill urn.

Didn’t want to deal with an American death on NK soil. Sending him back still ‘alive’ but in a coma they can now ‘blame’ the US for his ultimate passing.

“fuzzical therapy” <3