Yeah, this isn’t ‘I think jam bands are boring as sinnnnnn and you like to go to three Phish concerts a year’. This is ‘I think women have fundamental human rights and you don’t’.

I am deeeeeliiicious to mosquitoes, and get horrible, horrible 2-3inch rash reactions to their bites.

I spent pretty much the entire time reading this trying not to wretch. I can’t imagine being in the room having to listen to this, let alone being the WOMAN THIS HAPPENED TO having to listen to this.

He’s an insufferable twit with a serious inferiority complex. Thus, according to him, he’s the only smart enough person to eat protein in the morning-but he can’t be like the bacon and sausage eating people, he has to be different. So he forces us all to experience it with him so he can be certain that we know he’s…

By god, I know it would have been a whole lot of paperwork, but you all had amazing willpower to not murder him. That’s horrible.

One of my coworkers eats pickled herring every morning. For breakfast. During our morning briefings.

Yeah, I’m still a little confused why I didn’t get a crown with it. I was pretty young which I think he assumed I’d be OK, but with my rubbish teeth it should have been an immediate ‘crown, now. Here you go’. He was the father of my current dentist and this was about a year before his retirement and I think he was…

Hi, fellow shitty teeth haver.

Find yourself another dentist. No reviews and a website all about themselves is a big giant nope.

whhhhhatttttt. but at the same time I REALLY wish I can see someone doing this in real life.

Sweetie baby honeypie! Love the #sexyleg she’s got going on! Welcome to the fun, Penny!

History museums are particular beasts and can go BAD really quickly. The dreaded ‘stuff’ tours of house museums, the strange tunnel vision agenda histories of individual private ‘museums’, to just old school top down textbook museums.

Puppies (particularly mine, but also others)

My parents just just just finally got rid of the last part of the pink bathroom from their home. It was this piece by piece removal of the pink and it took the better part of 4o years.

We go apple picking at a park that has heritage/historic apple varieties. They are the best. I normally end up with about 20-30 lbs of them and the vast majority of the apples are far better for baking and cooking than for snacking. But they make such deeply flavorful baked goods, and are so much better for older…

I’m really not supposed to go into the sun because my skin is essentially the same color as printer paper, so beach=taking a bath in sunblock and STILL getting burnt.

It’s all Buster Dog. He does all the work. I just buy things at his behest.

omg, chu in fashion sweater!!!

awwwww.

bhahahaha poor puppo.