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Dementia. He has advanced dementia. Why does no one care? It’s so frigging obvious to anyone who has suffered from dementia (by extension). 

So the system works, it what you’re telling me?

Every one of those cities thinks that THEY will be the first time Trump pays his bills. Hah! Suckaz.

Fuck Trump with a rusty pitchfork, but at the same time: I have precisely zero sympathy for anyone dumb enough to enter a good faith agreement with Donald fucking Trump with money involved. Holy shit, the man has a track record decades long of going back on signed contracts, and his tenure as president has been marked…

“WHADDYA MEAN YOU CAN’T FIX MY GODDAMN TREE”

Listen, my uncle was really smart. He worked on the nuclear. He could get us to Mars in two days. And when you look at the beautiful machines we use with Trump Air, I mean this really is something. People have said we could get there in 20 minutes with Trump Air and with my stable geniusness. And look, the democrats…

What a goddamn embarrassment. He’s the stupidest, most immature, most thin-skinned, least-qualified president of all time.

I remember someone saying that politically correctness really meant “don’t be an asshole”.  Which I imagine is offensive to Trump, because he doesn’t know how to be anything but (or butt).

The man who can’t work a full, standard 8 hour work day has a lot of energy? I mean, he does have the attention span of a toddler. 

Once, in an effort to eat more healthily, I bought a head of celery. I brought it home, grabbed the knife, and started to clean it up so I could pop it in some water and put it in the fridge.

While part of me wants to reflexively say: ‘fuck you Boomers, you squandered and wasted the greatest period of economic success in our nation’s history for pettiness, greed, and selfish BS that you voted for, eat a big plate of crow that you personally cooked’, I also don’t want to see a bunch of old folks starve to…

It isn’t a good insult for Krugman, but does sum up Trump himself perfectly. More projection from the Projector-In-Chief.

I mean, just the other day, the government spied on me. I was in my car, driving to work, I hit a slight bump, and then moments later, a cop car pulled me over!

Well I mean on one hand, yes. On the other at least a snow ball is in some way related to climate (even if the idiot doesn't understand climate change on a conceptual level).

Funny how this Nazi is a “poor young kid” and the Trump children are always referred to as innocent kids despite being parents themselves (and millionaires), but apparently it’s the immigrant toddlers and infants who are “animals” and “monsters” who are deserving of being caged or gassed.

“I’ve been under audit for many years because the numbers are big, and I guess when you have a name, you’re audited,”

He just doesn’t want everyone to know he’s not a billionaire.  He’s not broke in the true sense of the word, but I bet if you put his tangible assets (not his bullshit “Brand Value”) up against his debt, you’ll get about what’s in an 4 year old’s piggy bank.

EXACTLY. He left that language in because there is something Trump is very guilty of, and if it gets out, Barr will also be guilty of a slew of crimes in the cover-up without that caveat.

I just see Tinyhands standing on some balcony (at Mir-a-Lago) during a storm and shaking his fist, bellowing, “They will pay for this, oh, how they will pay for this, believe me!”
Well, ‘storm’ in the sense that there are clouds in the sky and falling rain, and maybe enough of a breeze to make nearby leaves rustle. But…