Wait a minute. The aide put her hand out and assaulted Acosta who was only asking questions. In any court in the land you try and grab someone else’s property like that, you’ll see how unforgiving the judge will be. In Trumpy Lawless World, anyone who bows down to Lord Don gets a free pass and the victim is punished.…

It’s not the outfit, it’s the goof wearing it makes it look like stupid upholstery.

Last time I let someone scare me the way Trumpy scares his base, was when I was in second grade and a couple of kids got all panicky over some cracks in the ceiling. The ceiling never fell and we all looked like idiots. You can’t have immature buttheads like this calling the shots, ever.

People of America. I Donald Trump deign to say I was treated nicely by the residents of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. I actually expected much less, that’s why I find it expedient to make this proclamation. As I watched Melania put rocks on the crosses to affirm our support for the Jewish Faith, I realized what a great…

Looks like a sewer vent.  He should sit on it.

They dropped too much LSD in college then found religion shortly after graduation.

I know the type, but is the author saying he also has a high squeaky voice? Just say yes or no. No need to explain further, I spent a year or two listening to talk radio so I get what the content will be.

My thought is Trump the Manipulator had his right hand man Steven Miller write the Op-ed. Why? He’s a whacked-out, sadistic, mean-spirited, petty bastard who is known to do things like that because he likes to surprise people.

Ah forget the 25th amendment. Just tie him to his desk. If he starts dragging the desk around, nail it down. Just keep him out of the public eye. No one will mind, maybe the guy who has to feed him, but the rest of the country will continue to go on about its business. We’ll forget he’s even there. Maybe remind the…

Well now he can fart full time without his job getting in the way. Seems he would rather do that anyway.

No one is as stomach turning as Trump.

Can I chase them around with a flamethrower first? I'll just keep saying, sorry this is the only thing that keeps the mosquito population down around here...oops.

Got stuck in some kind of loop with a diabolical robot who would simply ring the phone again if I hung up. What I did was stick the phone receiver in a drawer and let it talk until it hung up. That broke the loop and it quit redialing. If you do this I suggest putting the phone in a drawer or under a pillow so it can't…

No. It’s the beginning of our government falling apart. When our Congress sits by and does nothing, it is the beginning of the end.

Tex is hard.

Blah. You want to debate a robot? Not me.

Yes, limit access and egress so if there is a fire, people will pile up at the doors and only a lucky few escape. No need for guns then for max. kill. Plus, simpletons can say, see, maybe we should ban fire.

I like romaine lettuce so I never quit eating it. I buy romaine hearts, take each leaf off the head and wash them front and back under running water, making sure to unfold the leaves and lightly rub the creases. Yes it takes extra time but I haven’t gotten sick. I have always prepared the leaves this way because of…

What is it with the electronic warning systems in cars nowadays? Used to be a red light would come on and you had maybe enough time to get to a gas station. My car’s dash lit up with an exclamation point and some hieroglyph I could not decipher. It beeped so loud I nearly had a heart attack. I’m an old lady, I nearly…