No one is as stomach turning as Trump.

Can I chase them around with a flamethrower first? I'll just keep saying, sorry this is the only thing that keeps the mosquito population down around here...oops.

Got stuck in some kind of loop with a diabolical robot who would simply ring the phone again if I hung up. What I did was stick the phone receiver in a drawer and let it talk until it hung up. That broke the loop and it quit redialing. If you do this I suggest putting the phone in a drawer or under a pillow so it can't…

Yep. Do a good job washing your hands then absentmindedly scratch yourself or adjust your clothing.

Look like a psycho mama’s boy.

No. It’s the beginning of our government falling apart. When our Congress sits by and does nothing, it is the beginning of the end.

Tex is hard.

Blah. You want to debate a robot? Not me.

Yes, limit access and egress so if there is a fire, people will pile up at the doors and only a lucky few escape. No need for guns then for max. kill. Plus, simpletons can say, see, maybe we should ban fire.

I like romaine lettuce so I never quit eating it. I buy romaine hearts, take each leaf off the head and wash them front and back under running water, making sure to unfold the leaves and lightly rub the creases. Yes it takes extra time but I haven’t gotten sick. I have always prepared the leaves this way because of…

What is it with the electronic warning systems in cars nowadays? Used to be a red light would come on and you had maybe enough time to get to a gas station. My car’s dash lit up with an exclamation point and some hieroglyph I could not decipher. It beeped so loud I nearly had a heart attack. I’m an old lady, I nearly…