It was nice to wake up and see this video, laugh at the absurdity, then prepare for another day of trying to change hearts and minds and prepare to go to more protests and counter protests. It’s called levity, and helps the mind deal with the stress we’re all under. Literally no one is going to see this and decide not…

I don’t watch the Housewives (any of its iterations) but I’ve spent time with her (like, traveled with her - long story) and she is, honestly, a genuinely fun and pleasant person to be around. It is sad that this didn’t work out.

I am personally thrilled for the return of single Luann. Ahoy, matey.

Oh my God, Alex and her crazy faces! I kind of miss her, weirdly enough.

That Grey Gardens storyline was amazing...

oh boy

I trimmed one side of the nail, then it wasn’t even so I trimmed the other. Well one thing led to the other...and that’s what brings me to the ER today.

My 13 year old daughter does special fx! She’s attending a camp for it next week and I’m really excited. She’s self-taught so far so it’ll be interesting to see how/if she changes technique with instruction. Here’s her latest:

Not abused, but adopted. My birth mom would have had a pre Roe V Wade abortion if she had not been that far along when she finally told her parents. I have had a great life, and am still pro choice. Some people who are anti choice ask how can I think like that if I’m so happy with my life. I always say, how would I…

OH GOD YOU STUPID FUCK PARASITES AREN’T BABIES LEARN HOW TO EAT PUSSY

Yep-abortion is worse than murdering your child because abortion is something mostly women do, while murdering your own child is more of a guy thing.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.”—Germaine Greer.

A little bit from column A…

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

I always figured Chip would get caught getting a shiplap dance from a slutty contractor.

shiplap is soon to be (if not already) the new paneling that people will be ripping out and dry walling in the next 5-10 years...

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Not only that, but they wanted to give his seat to an employee who was deadheading to another flight for the next day. At at airport that’s only a 5 hour drive away.