What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

Louisissippibama

Louisissippi! Love! Might I posit a revision, though? How about Alalouisissippi?

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Do-Nothing-Ass Congress, or Do-Nothing Ass-Congress?

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

I communicate with my wife in text emojis and noises from three fart apps.

she’s 26 and has adopted three children!?

I’ll tell you that was my first thought the minute I saw “17 year old homeless guy”, but then reading further I felt a little more reassured that they didn’t railroad someone just to make an arrest.

I really hope this guy actually did it, cause I can’t imagine that a homeless teenager will be getting the kind of resources he needs to adequately fight this if he’s not.

wowwww i just went down a deep ‘snap pack’ internet k-hole

Definitely - her response to Lorelai was completely ridiculous. I think the writers were trying to make her seem like a great mom who was protecting her daughter, but she just came off as unreasonable and overbearing.

I hatred how Anna acted like April was some 3 year old who would have attachment issues if Lorelai and Luke weren’t married. The kid was 13, cut the cord.

I hope that all of the new episodes are in the style of “A Film By Kirk.”

I am so happy to hear this. Sookie and Jackson are two of my favorite Star’s Hollow residents. I’m re-watching the series and I keep getting bummed out when I think that Richard isn’t going to be in the reboot. It won’t be the same.

I did too. How about when she told Jules’ husband to go as R2-D2 for Halloween after being told not to mention his height. Sublety, thy name is not Bethenny

When Bethenny called John a “chubby baby,” I genuinely L’dOL.

I had Zero messages and was a little disappointed with myself. Would have cried a little, but that is not something an Adequate Man would do.