You would be amazed.

Tangent: just yesterday I was watching a video by The Young Turks about the networks refusing to air the LB lingerie ads.

If I have to read things like “CHIC AT ANY SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ever again, I will be forced to poke my eyes out. Why is this still a thing? Statements like this, plastered on magazines etc., are postured like it should be accepted as a “happy surprise!!!” by anyone who doesn’t fit strictly defined standards of size and…

Lane Bryant is so confusing to this fatty. 90% of the time when I visit the store, everything is frumpy and awful. Then, twice a year, they store is overrun with great shit, but just twice a year.

WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS SO VIVIDLY AND SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE THIS EVENT AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

This is why we don't want vacancies on the court.

Whatever. I love him. Lots of girls and young women do experience shame and embarrassment and yes, stigma around periods. He’s clearly aware of this and wants to help. He’s young and (over)enthusiastic maybe, but I can’t find it in me to snark at someone who seems to be genuinely trying to do a good thing.

I love that they kept the station open just for her. Her education was seen as so important there was a whole train station to facilitate. Now if only the whole world could take this attitude to towards the education of women and stop bombing / shooting at buses of girls on their way to school.

TAKE ME AS THIRD WIFE.

It’s because of me. I will watch the Housewives of Wherever until Andy Cohen bites the big one.

1. This is the best fucking thing I’ve read in a while.

Because I need something to watch when I can’t handle the world and need to eat a pint of ice cream.

Sadly, polygamy is probably more socially acceptable to my state legislature (NC) than same-sex marriage *sigh*

Totally. But you’ll clearly have to give up your name.

I want to marry this whole thread.

I’m gonna have to one-up you there, buddy. #sorrynotsorry

Honestly, that's probably one of the more stable and well-adjusted things you will find at the post office. One I went into had a sign on the door (an employee was holding it open, the customers clearly weren't meant to see it) that said "Don't bring your own knives! If you need a boxcutter you may sign one out from…

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