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Mr. Monogamy
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uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

this. is very interesting. great job, kate.

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I am also embarrassed for Kim. Not a huge fan of Nicki's music but I will always love her for giving us this gift:

I don't understand why, if the story is about lil Kim, you used a photo of Latoya Jackson.

Oh. My. God. I KNEW he danced like a dad!!! I could watch this all day.

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I am obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio's recreational time. Have you seen the video of him dancing to MGMT at Coachella?

Tabloids have finally hit this...

Even on my job's worst day, I can console myself with the fact that at least my job doesn't involve me staring at pictures of people's knees and trying to match their vague shadows to works of art.

That knee thing may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in a tabloid and that is a really, REALLY high bar. Or low, as it were.

Nope. But when I was there, liberal priests who were more prominent and visible on campus kind of downplayed the whole "no birth control" thing and played up the whole "social justice/community" thing.

YES!

No, I also am firmly buckled down in Camp Moscato Sucks Ass. PINOT GREEG FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIFE.

I would like Kelly Osbourne's Tom Ford sunglasses, Johnny Weir's manicure, and Anderson Cooper age 17, please and thank you. Can I add them to an Amazon wishlist of some sort?

That's what I thought! I'm so confused as to why anyone would be recommending the HPV test on its own. The first time I had an abnormal pap, I didn't test positive for HPV until my next abnormal pap the following year- fortunately my body cleaned house and got rid of the abnormal cells on its own, but the pap smear

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Imma let you finish, but the best drug PSA of all time is "I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!"

Pop bottles!

what the hell kind of champagne were you drinking??? even $6 bottles of andre are bottles of bubbly glory

Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to...Delaware....