At that point, it sounds like they finally figured out that you’re not a dumbass and said “Hey, we’d better stop fucking with her...”

Oh please. Unless there is snow on the ground, I drive in flops.

I think this Caitlyn in particular has probably dealt with 4 lifetimes of bitchiness already... Probably doesn’t even register on the radar. This whole family is constantly in competition with each other... she's used to it.

Terrifyingly, many not by choice :/

This. So much this.

We do it out of necessity because we’re covered in excessive amounts of snow for 6+ months of the year (that’s 75% of the school year, btw) and temperatures are sub-zero for much of that.

A lot of our districts are banning bussing (you must walk/be driven) if you live inside a two mile radius of the location. Budget cuts.

When you put things like this in perspective...

I just flew with my Satanic two year old last month.. yes, she layed on the floor. Damn right.

I thought Shawn Holley had disqualified herself as LiLo’s attorney long ago... Why did I think that? *haze*

THANK YOU....

Asking if you’ve been arrested is one thing...

I cannot remember an application that didn’t include “Date of Birth” in the top five lines... right next to your SS number. I thought that was standard.

Ha!

I have a runner too, and since I’m not physically able to chase her, she’s wearing a damn leash. I’d rather have her *not* flattened by a passing vehicle than to worry about getting a side-eye ;)

Did you so happen to have one of those sadistic parents who delighted in ruining any one given food for life by telling you it’s something other than what it actually is?

Oh My God you win.

This. At Women and Children’s Hospital where I went for numerous scans during my last pregnancy, they lube it up and hand it to you to do yourself.

Thank you... I was waiting for someone to say it. This entire disgusting scenario just reeks of someone who is being defiant and pulling out all the stops because he got dumped and he’s pissed.