Asking if you’ve been arrested is one thing...

I cannot remember an application that didn’t include “Date of Birth” in the top five lines... right next to your SS number. I thought that was standard.

Ha!

I have a runner too, and since I’m not physically able to chase her, she’s wearing a damn leash. I’d rather have her *not* flattened by a passing vehicle than to worry about getting a side-eye ;)

Did you so happen to have one of those sadistic parents who delighted in ruining any one given food for life by telling you it’s something other than what it actually is?

Oh My God you win.

This. At Women and Children’s Hospital where I went for numerous scans during my last pregnancy, they lube it up and hand it to you to do yourself.

Christ. The enviro-shaming that’s going on here is a little overkill.

Thank you... I was waiting for someone to say it. This entire disgusting scenario just reeks of someone who is being defiant and pulling out all the stops because he got dumped and he’s pissed.

What a dumbass.

This is about the most outrageous display of cunty immaturity and lack of professionalism I’ve witnessed... That girl would have been out on her ass immediately had she been working for me. Unbelievable.

Yasssssss!

How bad is it that me (a female) is begging the man to come with me tonight? This article solidified it.. I MUST SEE this film!

Seriously..... after the first time dude.

THAT is genius.

Jesus fucking Christ. I shudder to think.

God I STILL LOVE Fairuza Balk.

Depp-shit is fucking lucky they're affording him the ability to get the dogs out. They could have confiscated/euthanized them immediately.

Meh. You never know... You'd be surprised at how much time some people are capable of spending alone without going nuts. It happens.