I don't think we're shocked so much as appalled that rape is, you know... rape, whether it occurs inside or outside prison walls, and the inmates who are committing these felonies are getting away with it. If you reported a rape outside prison walls and had DNA to prove who your attacker was, he'd be going to...…

I'm SORRY, but if the state decides to take you and keep you in it's custody, they have assumed 10000% responsibility for protecting your life and limb.

Exactly.

But wait... does she pull the "I won't be around forever, and then you'll see what you're missing."

I was removed from my mom at 6wks old by CPS, adopted by another asshole woman, ran away from home at 17 due to physical abuse, and haven't spoken to the lot of em since.

Of course not.

Understood, but they are just SO counterintuitive it's not funny.

Exactly. I live in the original Fisher Price town, and back in the 70s-90s, a ton of the kids who modeled the packaging and/or TV spots were employees' children or other family members... it was a hell of a lot less of a 'cute' factor than a very specific personality type, especially for infants/toddlers, that they…

I think it's bullshit most of the time when stage moms say it.. mostly because of the sheer amount of cash they've invested.

Alcoholism is a fucking bitch. Says someone with 20 years experience denying she had a problem to the world...

This is fucking infuriating... we are straight-up PROVING that this works!!!

Indeed. I'm on caffeine-induced autopilot 21 hours a day.

You know, aside from the douchbaggery in his personal life,

Nope. Here in Erie County, if you leave your kids to go into a store and they catch you, your ass is going to jail.

HOW DOES THIS FUCKING COCKSUCKER STILL HAVE A GODDAMN JOB???????

HA!

What will remain with me forever until my dying day is the time a Time Warner dude came over to hook up my cable and put nice little booties on at the front door. I thought "How nice, I didn't have to ask him to remove his muddy/snowy boots for walking on my livingroom carpet"

NOOO

Child porn... holy holy shit shit shit.

How come you can't stop people who set off the alarm? Isn't that what the alarm is for?