I predict.... fines and probation.

Jesus, this is EXACTLY us.

We fought it for 5 months.

This is me...

100,000... for committing to 50 days per year....

Heh.... Carts FULL of em.

Ain't that the worst part?

Heh... no more remanding them to the dark alley and the street corner with cardboard signs and empty hats upside down, eh?

Except that now... they take the value of your vehicles, believe it or not, into consideration during means testing for SNAP qualification.

I AM that person.

Amen. Totally agree.

You win today. Enough with the bullshit poor-shaming already. It's embarrassing to be an American with some semblance of compassion and humanity right now. Really.

The reservation here is 30 minutes away... a carton of Seneca cigarettes (not Marlboro, but so the fuck what if you're addicted to tobacco..) is $19.50 and I shit you not.

God fucking forbid one of them drive something other than a 1992 Ford Escort and have a smartphone.

Omg you win. For eternity.

This actually reminds me exactly of Pauly D's blowout (from the front at least...)

Yes yes yes to Juicy Couture pants..... they are THE most comfortable thing you will ever ever own... they are long cut for us girls over 5'6", and they can actually be found quite easily at Salvation Army/Platos Closet, etc. I got over the slight embarrassment long ago in favor of extreme comfort and giving zero…

Does West Seneca count?

We have the opposite problem here in seemingly-year-round-covered-in-fucking-snow Buffalo.... cocky motherfuckers tool around like maniacs in their big Explorers/Jeeps/Denalis/Other assorted buses and end up in the ditch from said cockiness. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Sorry sorry sorry sorry but male circ is NEVER NEVER NEVER THE AKIN to FGM.