It's like I always say: There's no cure for stupid.

Canceling the Oscars would make a statement, for sure, but I think Trump would probably then just start bragging about vanquishing liberal Hollywood.

It's like if the denizens of Iceland all went out with heat guns and started zapping the glaciers.

It's not the Oscars' fault, and I would be shocked if the night passes without comment on Trump and his xenophobic lunacy.

Yeah, we are probably all screwed on that front.

And we'll take you in with open arms, with all of the rest of the refugees.

This wouldn't be a problem if California seceded. Which it should. Oregon and Washington, too, and Hawaii, and most of the East Coast. No reason why we should let the idiots in the so-called "Heartland" drag us down to Cthlulhu's depths along with them.

Good point. He is kind of a mess.

How could I forget Trent!?

Whole lotta Chekov's guns waiting to go off next week:

The only real response to Trump/Dukat, of course, is Damar.

Was a decorated military hero before going all Colonel Kurtz, so no.

Fair enough. He's Mudd if Mudd were completely psychotic rather than just a garden-variety habitual liar, scammer, and cheat.

Fuck this guy.

Trump is more like Harcourt Fenton Mudd, really.

Hey, didn't Dukat end up being deposed from power, going insane, and being possessed by a demon?

Fuck this guy.

Hmm. It's a close call.

Horribly, upon Googling this, I have found that while making a joke, I was inadvertently correct.

I think we can spare an extra letter for the "Q", can't we?