*shrug* That Julien Baker cover of "Photobooth" was amazing.

Oh, thank god.

Waiting for congressional Republicans to grow a pair is like waiting for Godot. They'll stand up to Trump the minute he switches his party registration back to "D".

I feel like we need The West Wing now more than ever.

A storytelling technique pioneered in part, as it happens, by the great and sadly unsung Brazilian novelist Machado de Assis.

Or he could have shot Clementine instead — we couldn't see who fell to the floor after the muzzle flash, could we?

I don't think it's an exaggeration to say Achtung Baby changed music forever — what rock music could be, and what even successful bands can do to completely flip the script.

And "If You Wear That Velvet Dress" is unlike anything else they've ever done — sultry, sexy, and more than a little bit sad.

No puppet! You're the puppet!

TMI.

I think everyone here would surely agree this is Jeffrey Wright's best role since The Last King of Scotland.

Well then, what if you lost a couple of them, and then you went looking for them, and you were pretty sure you found them, but then an old man in a cloak told you they weren't the ones you were looking for?

I think you've got it.

Delete your account.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Bautista. Who also had a sick bat flip in the playoffs last year against the Rangers.

If only she'd had a penis (and preferably been white), things would have gone so much better for her!

That is lovely.

Federalism writ large has failed as a system.

Delete your account.