Gee, thanks, I had managed to block that travesty out of my memory.

…Mom?

"You'll be back, dummy!"
- Dennis Duffy Donald J. Trump

Delete your account.

Me, I'm just staying up for the Donald Trump late-night tweetstorm. It oughta be good.

The very fact that we are talking about a reality in which the Republican nominee isn't a mortal lock to carry Utah's six electoral votes…

Safe bet: it's a pussy.

Fun fact: one West Virginia county is statistically considered part of the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area.

Delete your account.

Kellyanne isn't evil so much as she is, uh, utterly lacking in basic human morality.

Weak Sun Tzu writes handbook on how to wage war - gives away his strategy! Very sad!

I learned that from The Lincoln Lawyer!

I mean, as long as they made an effort to get away or fight back. Otherwise they're secretly enjoying acting out a fantasy of being beaten with a 2x4, which — let's face it — all men fantasize about that.

Delete your account.

Let's put it this way: Corbyn wants the UK to withdraw from NATO, has praised both Putin and Hezbollah, and supports publicly funded homeopathic medicine.

I think it's the same phenomenon as Trump, albeit leftist populism instead of rightist populism: "Finally, someone who thinks like me!" He does tell people what they want to hear, which is great, except it's what like 40% of the voting public wants to hear and everyone else thinks he's a crackpot.

Jeremy Corbyn is basically Jill Stein, if Jill Stein were the head of the Democratic Party.

You can say "cock" here, Walt. We talk about cock all the time


















OF COCK!

I just realized the obvious name for this phenomenon of Trumpism has been staring me in the face all along.