Parks & Recreation or Archer. It's like comfort food for my brain.

He should hire that guy who insisted during the 2003 invasion of Iraq that American soldiers were committing suicide at the gates of Baghdad.

The desperation is hilarious. They're just casting around for anything they can try to throw at Clinton. She didn't fix the tax code 30 years ago! She's been fighting ISIS her entire adult life! She's not faithful to Bill! She listens to Beyonce! She's literally the devil!

Republicans make it too easy to beat their asses.

I think we're going to see quite a bit of undervoting on the Republican side now that Trump has gone full John Tyler on his (former?) party.

Personally, I don't see why everybody needs to have an opinion about what some athletes choose to do during the National Anthem. I wouldn't care if every athlete in America took a knee, and I wouldn't care if they all stood and sang loudly along.

Kasich's problem is that he's an unlikable, abrasive weirdo, kind of like Gary Johnson but without the essential nonthreatening stoner goofiness.

The guv is clearly riding the bomb at this point: Caitlyn Jenner Must Use Men’s Bathroom In North Carolina, Transphobic Governor Says:

Personally, as a Democrat, Sasse would scare me if the Republicans' Trump fever breaks and they're ready to merely nominate a staunch, unyielding conservative in 2020.

Two guys named Sykes and Picot called and they're very upset about not getting the credit due them.

Also not a New Girl fan, also disappointed.

That's Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Boulevard.

"My daddy could handle them snakes. He was real good at it, too. Only got bit and died of snakebite once!"

Donald Trump is going to be very good for the Native American. He has a great relationship with the Native American. Listen, after four years of a Donald Trump presidency, the Native American is going to be behind him, 100%, in the reelection. Believe me.

I get that. But, you know, she's a champion of compassion and a Supreme Court justice, but she's also a cranky old lady.

He's been telling it for months.

Eh, whatever. I don't need to agree with 100% of the things a person says or thinks to have a high opinion of them. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a smart, fiercely liberal jurist — she doesn't need to reflect all of the opinions of the political left at any given moment in time for us to respect what she has done for the…

Warren Buffett seems like a legitimately good dude. I'm very impressed by him.

That was bad, yeah.

I feel like if the hat is white, it blends in with the bread. That seems strange to me. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.