According to every supermarket tabloid headline since about 1993, Bill Clinton has four months to live.

Trump definitely seemed to get some mojo after zinging Clinton on her emails. He looked very proud of himself.

Or like Carmen Sandiego.

Yeah, but you're a sandwich. It'd be weird if you were wearing a white hat.

That Supergirl, she's pretty hot.

Delete your account.

Trump rushing through a feigned apology for his "locker room talk" and then blathering aimlessly about ISIS was one of the worst moments I have ever seen in a political debate at any level.

Extremely important point. The presidency is a BFD, but so are the statehouses, so is Congress, so are even county commissions/councils/boards, city councils/assemblies, etc.

1915? Come on, I know Jayson Werth is old, but he's not that old.

I spat Jimmy Fallon out well before I could taste his, uh, "finish".

I don't know if there are other hosts like Lin-Manuel Miranda out there.

I've seen duds you people wouldn't believe. Set pieces on fire off the shoulder of Maya Rudolph. I watched spot beams glitter in the dark near Adam Sandler's face. All these moments will be lost in time like tears…in…rain.

The loss of white-bread Taran Killam is keenly felt with so many sketches just waiting to be written about the Republican implosion.

I just have a visceral unpleasant reaction to Fallon every time he appears on my TV screen.

And after all this, the 2016 election cycle just turned out to be one long joke ending with "The Aristocrats!"

Don't worry — he won't.

You mean the alt-right circles?

Trump-Pence 2016

Delete your account.

Schlafly? I do wonder what she'd make of all this.