Has anyone verified that Donald Trump isn't just two adolescent boys stacked on top of each other while wearing a trenchcoat?

From beyond the grave, Barry Goldwater (who was considered an extremist's extremist in 1964 and a RINO by the time he left the Senate in 1987, natch) is watching this unfold and is like, "And I'm the asshole who only won six states!?"

Lewandowski's employment — and continuing employment — by CNN remains perhaps the most truly inexplicable thing about this bizarre, shocking, disturbing, unpleasant election cycle.

Delete your account.

The weird, hypersexualized "code" alt-right and MRA types speak in makes my skin crawl. I can't imagine viewing the world through this fucked-up lens that's part Brave New World, part House Bolton.

But now Trump's in danger of losing white women, so…

I think some states do bind electors to vote for the person that wins on the ballot.

After this disclosure, unless Clinton utterly tanks the remaining two debates or something horribly damaging for her comes out in devastating fashion, I'm expecting him to lose every swing state on the map and for it to be shockingly close in states like Georgia, Alaska, Indiana, Montana, and Utah.

"Ironically" electing an actual crypto-fascist is the logical end result of our society's morbid fascination with disaster, its reflexive desire to deviate from the norm, and its inexplicable boredom with an ever-expanding universe of increasingly accessible knowledge, information, and entertainment. Literally Amusing…

And 2020 is another election. Let's just get past this shitstorm, burn the Trump candidacy to the ground, salt the earth to make sure nothing like it ever blossoms again, and plod through four more years of a Democratic president Republicans hate and refuse to acknowledge as legitimate and a Republican Congress held…

Huh, and another recent poll has Trump up just three points in Alaska.

Actually, the latest poll had Clinton up two points there already.

Yes, he's done after this.

This will be in ads in every swing state and nationally by Monday.

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."
- Donald Trump, on Jan. 24

Plus it reeeeeeally made him want to snort some cocaine!

Dylan Baker's the best. He popped up on an old episode of The West Wing I was watching as I slogged through the endlessly tedious fifth season, for like two scenes, and it made the experience just slightly more bearable.

I'm convinced that every time we talk about him, he gathers strength, like an evil Tinkerbell.

Did this episode actually have a plot? It felt like five or six vignettes pretty loosely stitched together.

Michael continues to be the part of this show that just isn't working for me. I liked getting some backstory into Tahani and why she is so desperate to please, and this was probably the best Chidi showcase yet, but something about Ted Danson's character just isn't working for me. I think it's the heightened sense of…