For Max Scherzer, it is a fastball question.

Made from dead cats.

It's Velocirapstar. Have some damn respect.

Truly, data is the plural of anecdote.

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I like how you really have to be careful about the type of birds you stuff into the carcass to ferment, or else you might get sick.

Yeah, they really like putting beetroot and fried eggs on their burgers in New Zealand. Pretty much every burger joint I went to in Auckland served them that way — they're nearly as basic a burger condiment as lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onion are in North America.

Southern food, at least, is awesome.

Boy, that escalated quickly.

It's a leek!

"Courage" - Melania Trump

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Native Birds is my favorite Mike Hammer mystery for sure.

Funny, I didn't realize she was capable of opening her mouth wide enough to drink anything.

Almost like a…man, I had something for this…White People Who Say "A-rab" Spring!

I mean, it's easy to see why FOX is upset. Hillary Clinton coughing for exactly four minutes and 20 seconds is a pretty blatant attempt to appeal to Bernie Sanders voters. Yeah, we get it, Hill-Dawg, you're hip with the kids, you're a cool, cool cat. Jesus, what a poser!

Epic burn!

That is awesome.

Sad!

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