Voter registration trends there are favorable and the Republican trifecta that rules in Raleigh is envious of urethral cancer's approval ratings.

All these small people who are in favor of whatever war a Republican decides to hurl us into. Fuck them.

Fuck all these little troll-people who are grasping at whatever straw they can find in their pathetic campaign to stop the first woman from becoming president in favor of a spray-tanned clown who insults and degrades entire classes of people, has conned his way to riches, and is about as qualified to be president as I…

Really? I think Trump wins Iowa. The ballgame is Pennsylvania, Virginia, Colorado, and Florida — if Clinton sweeps those four, Trump is done. She's solidly ahead in all but Florida, but I think the damage Trump is doing to himself among immigrant populations and Latinos is going to make it extremely hard for him to…

I just don't understand why not standing up when a song is sung is equivalent to hating the troops or disrespecting America or whatever.

The first time I realized that maybe it's not always sad when people die was when I read on a school computer that Jerry Falwell had died and my first reaction was to exclaim "YES!" and pump my fist.

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!

And now, @avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus, with his hit single, "You Can Call Me Alf"!

A lot of people are saying he might not have a fucking brain. People can't believe it, but that's what they're saying.

He died on the way back to his home planet.

Delete your account.

The next season of Broad City is gonna be nuts!

I'm really sympathetic to Harmon on this. After all, if her character were gay or bisexual, it would mean that millions of women can be gay or bisexual, and that's just a can of worms…

You mean, a gross and implausible conspiracy theory?

You and me both, Lil Wayne.

Delete your account.

You know, I honestly think Trump had a huge opportunity to press the reset button. Clinton's convention bounce has faded, she's been slipping again in the polls after some harsh media coverage of the Clinton Foundation (she could, IMO, do herself a lot of good by being more open to the press), and that Mexico…

Well, she had a little bit more going for her than just the boobs…

I have a cousin who is seemingly involved in a car crash every few months. On at least one occasion, he fell asleep at the wheel while driving on Interstate 5 and slammed into a fence. It's a miracle he hasn't killed someone yet.

Sure you don't.