It's weird that he forgot why he ran for president in the first place — 9 fucking 11.

When whoever decided Admiral Ackbar's first name was "Gial" did that, I was like, okay, stupid. And then the "Sheev Palpatine" thing happened, and I was done.

YMMV, but I never really thought the show's format worked, and I don't know that Larry is able to carry a half-hour of television four days per week. Best wishes to him — I always loved his too-few segments on TDS.

She seemed pretty cold to him for the second half of the episode, although I'm not sure if that was because she was annoyed that he was patronizing to her (about that and about her drinking because she and her boyfriend had broken up) or because she was stressed out about case prep and didn't have time for his crap.

I'm enjoying Stone's reluctant and totally clueless efforts to care for Andrea's cat. It's a microcosm of his involvement in the case: he doesn't like cats, doesn't know how to take care of them, and doesn't want to let something like that into his heart, but he feels compelled to take care of this cat for some…

I don't take as cynical a view of Stone as Alasdair does; I think he's in the odd position of being emotionally invested in this impossible case without really knowing why. It's hard to imagine him going to the lengths he's gone to for Naz's case to defend, say, a prostitute or a drug dealer.

So, from 10% to 11%?

I'm not a big Ryan Lochte fan either, but jeez, this seems excessive.

Mm-hmm.

He's fucked all of the mothers. Oh, yeah…

Weirdly enough, I think that might actually work.

As is Lieutenant Hawk, unless someone went out there to clean what was left of him off.

The first scene of the series is going to be the female lead and the gay male character having totally dispassionate sex, and then the gay male character commenting afterward on how gross vaginas are, and then they'll laugh and burn the female lead's collection of bras together before proceeding to each have sex with…

President Bartlet's "give me the next ten words" bit from the debate against Ritchie would fucking decimate Donald Trump.

Oh no! One of my favorite DS9 guest stars.

It's never Jesus :(

"Nobody expects the 18th-century German-Swiss Borg Collective!"

*Jerry Falwell Jr. needs to take a cold shower*

Gotta love a little bit of assimilation-play.

"Okay, whose idea was it to assimilate 1980s Berlin? Very funny."