You're not making that up. Between the Eugenic Wars, the Bell Riots, World War III, and the Post-Atomic Horror, the 21st century was (aside from that nice moment of first contact) pretty shitty in the Star Trek canon.

Sisko would literally kill all of them with his bare hands and then pour himself a drink and give a soliloquy about why he doesn't feel that bad about it.

*Wayne LaPierre hears the words "take care of … wars" and gives George Lucas a handjob*

I'm pretty sure those people watched DS9 and were like, "Yeah, the Dominion is totally the superior civilization! Those pathetic losers deserve to have the Quickening!"

Eventually, the lack of oxygen and near-absolute-zero temperatures will.

"Pop-Pop gets a treaty?"

We're going to build a space wall along the Hydian Way and make the Neimodians pay for it.

If you've ever played Star Trek Online and gone to one of the social hubs, you would be familiar with the bizarre phenomenon of 14-year-old libertarian and Russophilic neckbeard Trekkies.

I guess it's nice of them to have two ladies on the show.

Oh, Sisko's not in this…?

Yes, although I don't recall it being made explicit.

If you believe Assange, which (as explained above) I don't. Please try to keep up.

I think we call that "trolling".

Well, a shit-ton of those Democrats back then were segregationists, with a smattering of dumb-as-rocks isolationists who were somehow totally fine with this whole "Third Reich" thing going on in Europe, and virtually none of them were women, people of color, or non-Christians — but yeah, I'd take those party numbers,…

And what about all the cats, too!?

If the race were head-to-head between Jill Stein and Donald Trump, I'm honestly not sure if I'd even vote.

Whenever I see numbers like that, I start hearing the classic old Hyper Beam sound effect in my head.

I don't trust anyone in league with Putin, so I definitely don't trust Assange.

She did fuck up, and she did deserve to be fired. That being said, who would want to be BoJack's agent? He's a colossal mess of a person/horse who bails on everything as soon as he realizes others are depending on him. Which they are, for everything important, because that's what a society is.

I get it! It's because he's a HORSE!