IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I used to do comedy work with dudes that have done very well at Adult Swim... each and every one of them were unfunny fuck boys.

Why oh why is there always, always a shitty brother-in-law. Everyone has one! Especially when it comes to politics.

Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

I’m being completely honest here (because I’ve seen people complaining)...

All fun and games until somebody pulls a bikini string and is charged with sexual assault.

The way that photo is cropped it looks like he was somehow able to summon Hillary Clinton, 1992, to sit in front of him.

·Trump might have come in second place at this dinner but Giuliani came in dead last. He was not happy at all at the two jokes pointed his way. Trump was at least jovial and laughed at the Hillary jokes. Giuliani was not amused. That felt like a hug.

The light reflecting off of the holy relics burns his skin

The look on his face when HRC did her Giuliani burn was priceless. Surly old cuss. You reap what you sow, you soulless bastard.

You can see him making that face in the clip. When Hillary was talking about the statue of liberty, and said “To Donald Trump she’d be a 4" you can see Giuliani turn and say “what did she say?”

Damn, can you warn a girl before you post something that funny?! I was sipping Diet Coke and nearly killed myself coughing and laughing.

Voldemort, when he was still hitching a ride on the back of some lackey’s noggin.

Is he laughing or dying?

It’s a solid Yes!

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Team Nobody! R needs to get. her. shit. together., settle her parent issues for real, adjust her medication, move away from West Covina, and eventually get on Match.com!

They’re fancy too!

Because it’s not “two bad options,” and frankly I have very little patience left for anyone using that nonsense argument. After months of constant Trump meltdowns and revelations of his bigotry and misogyny, anyone seriously acting like he and Clinton are interchangeable is showing a shocking lack of empathy toward…