That quote will always earn a star from me.

I read it more like a parody of the shenanigans between Marvel and Fox. I think this might be Ryan North poking some fun at Marvel editorial.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

We live in a world where the Israeli PM hates Muslims SO MUCH that he’s willing to blame them for steering Hitler toward Holocaust.

A character feels like his girlfriend is a lot more experienced than he is, so his literal nightmare is that he’ll be unable to satisfy her, and she'll need an orgy to make up his lack of ability.

Congrats! You have access to the biggest, best air lavatories out there, plus you don’t give a fuck...so go get one!

Effie is a producer of the movie, not the reality show. She wouldn’t have named it or had a role in editing it.

That is good news for me. After seeing the trailer I was regretting the R rating. I live alone. I have an active imagination, I don’t see horror movies, but the clothes...I’ve been waiting for reviews to see whether I could go ahead and see it or not.

always an appropriate time for Black Dynamite gifs

Dear Target...

GOOD.

This is pretty much exactly what I’m expecting! I’m going tonight with a friend and I’m looking forward to seeing what Del Toro does with the Gothic tropes.

That makes me happy because I’d love to see this on a big movie screen but I can’t handle horror, nor can my 13YO who adores The Hiddles and wants to see this but is scared to.

She’s still giving me grief for forgetting to pick her up at school, so this would be a nice treat.

Oh goody. I am not actually a horror fan so I will totally go drool over costume porn gothic romance.

Excellent, ‘cause I’m 2000% in for gothic romance. Gimme the Hiddles.

That’s actually reassuring to me because while I like atmosphere in a movie I’m not much into gore and grit. Going to see this tonight! It will be my single lady’s night. I’m unemployed since few months, so I mostly stay at home in my pyjamas. This is gonna be an opportunity to make myself pretty, put on my killer…

Most horror movies don’t really scare me all that much unfortunately (I think I’ve made myself immune at this point), so thats alright with me. I’m more interested in atmosphere than anything else.

It wasn’t until I watched the full debate last night and his closing remarks about how wonderful his democratic opponents are and the decorum they all showed that I realized he never intended to be elected president. Strategically speaking, he’s literally just following Peter Florrick’s plot line from this season of Th…

Nope. I figured he probably did have the papers. I know people who do hunts like this: they are generally really above board with the legality. One guy I know, he and his wife hunt, actually spends the month of October helping game wardens in Ohio find and arrest poachers.

If a person intentionally fired a gun and hit four people, then it’s a shooting.