Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

LOL that dude sounds like he just found the cure for the common cold

Curse you Konami, cuuuuurse you, and courtesy of Ito’s blood curdling horror manga i wish all your pachinko machines get the Spiral curse and twirl endlessly upon themselves till they vanish into nothingness.

“After years and years of drilling, poking, prodding and observation we have determined that Mars is actually made of rock and not chocolate like the candy bar suggests.”

Kojima’s recently released monster of a game,

Kotaku why you make me feel so lonely!

i think that is a very wise pet decision. when they want to get rid of it, instead of cries, sadness and stuff, they will have sweet bacon, happiness and other pork stuff.

I actually met D-Dog by accidentally running him over with D-Horse. I like to think the eye thing was my fault.

Europe is not a country

Counter Strike is a game stuck with decade old mechanics because the player base freaks out any time there’s a change. The fact that weapon spray patterns don’t cause visible recoil is a ridiculous relic of the past, that’s somehow become a staple to this game.

So it’s basically the Weeping Angels

I love how his belt and all his gear gives him a serious Journey to the West vibe. Most fan stuff I see either goes whole-hog withe JttW referenes or just omits them ompletely. It’s fun to see a solid middleground

Nintendo still doesn’t realize the year is 2015, and not 1992.

Is this worse then Long Pikachu? Yes, I think it is.

I prefer the name LuMario.

It’s not.

In some sort of weird bizzaro universe maybe.