I'd throw Scott Aukerman in there, if only because he once got into a protracted "TECHNICALITY NO DOWN BOO OVER!!!" shouting match with Paul F. Tompkins at the end of an episode, much to the bemusement of Hardwick (and most of the audience, for that matter).

Reluctantly agree. As much as I love PFT, I can't think of another of his characters who wouldn't have been better than Cal Solomon. Even the dreaded Pie Minister has it by a nose.

Worse than that, it was "Remember when you married your rapist, elder sister? I sure do, I'm remembering it now! Let's go over it in excruciating detail, shall we?"

Also, we're getting carried away with hypotheticals here.

True, but on the other hand, you just know he'll just film himself using them to wipe down a copy of Hillary Clinton's new book, because it's 'so full of shit', and upload it to YouTube with the title "John Oliver OWNEDDDDD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" or some such.

It'll be fucking Martin Shkreli again, buying ridiculously overpriced stuff just to ruin people's fun.

Ah, screw that. I'm Indian, and "Please do not offer my God a peanut" remains one of the funniest lines of the funniest show ever. So there.

Also tell Conan to get an iron-clad guarantee for the 11:35 PM time slot in his contraaaaaaaaact…

Joe Mande
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away

I'm calling it now: Fallon does "Dancing Itos" to the tune of "Despacito".

Notorious H.A.G.

Here I was, thinking that Dinesh D'Souza was India's biggest shame in America, and along comes this asshole Ajit Pai. Ah well, at least we still have Aziz Ansari, Kal Penn and Hasan Minhaj.

Russell Peters had one good special, and then kind of coasted (I say this as a one-time Peters obsessive who's been to two of the four shows that he's done in my hometown). He's still good in small doses, but I'd never watch another long set of his ever again. I agree about Hasan Minhaj, though. Far and away the best…

As an Indian, it burns me just a little to admit that that the funniest brown man in America is of Pakistani origin. Aziz had a head start, dammit!

RHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNON

I know that now, but the fact that I spent time racking my brains to somehow fit that typo to a Simpsons quote just pisses me off.

Hijacking this thread to say - this is what frustrates me about Nathan Rabin's Simpsons writing (his Classic reviews had at least one of these every week): I'm not sure if a line like "May God have money on our souls" is an obscure reference to the show that I've somehow missed over twenty years of Simpsons obsession,…

A noble sentiment. After getting all het up watching Colbert, it's nice to relax with a little Conan. I just wish he'd let Aaron back into the Clueless Gamer segments full-time.

Plus, they're the only albums I've ever seen whose tracks require spoiler warnings.

"(…)the suit he's earing."