Remember when Americans were too chickenshit to go after the Saudis who financed 9/11 and instead teabagged the people of Iraq for 11 years?

Stop resisting!

♫When your knee’s in my back, and it’s just cuz I’m black /

♫ You just have to comply or the fists start to fly/

♫ When a cop knocks you down, like you’re some wanted clown/

The umpire calls a pitch that far outside, and Joey Votto is the story? There’s a reason he’s one of the best players in the game — he doesn’t swing at that bullshit.

CPH, Hatey McLife, Gourmet Spud

My favorite AJ memory is still his being photographed in Brian Cashman’s pajama pants at his ex-mistress’ apartment.

Of course he’s Gary Moeller’s son. Every coach is some former coach’s son.

On LeBatard’s show, Stugotz pointed out that the Browns have a suspension at every level in Week 1: Front Office, Coaching Staff, Player.

“Since this tape isn’t the kind with pictures, suspension isn’t warranted.

It didn’t help Kobe’s accuser that she had like 4 semen samples in her when she reported the rape.

That’s easy when you hang around kids all the time.

Not pictured: all the fired Gawker Media staff.

He has that “I know my cock is bigger than everyone in this room” look on his face in all of his pictures.

His family has a history of this thing. His dad lost the head coaching job at Michigan for urinating in public and public intoxication.

That dude looks like a dude who touches kids.

Holy Christ... He’s credited as New York City Bureau Chief on the website. I hope that means he’s on the phone with Geno Smith yelling at him for not making deadline at some point.... Also, this ruse Harvey pulled is the ultimate clickbait and so painfully stupid

Scary how that was just a typical hit. Jesus Christ.