May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

This opinion deserves it’s own certificate:

I am married to an ice conneisour. We buy bags of ice at sonic. We will probably get this. Why you ask? Because the equivalent machine costs 5k. Yup. If you want small crunchy ice, you can buy big honking machines that make it. For $5000 bucks. My wife still wants one, but understands that price is ridiculous. But…

I’m a-thinkin’ that a little Caribbean spices instead would give the best oxtail stew ever. I have been craving it since I tried going to the best Caribbean joint in the Twin Cities (Marla’s) a couple of weekends ago and ended up having to leave because they were filming something there and told me it would be a two…

A baseball pitcher.

Bartolo.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

That not a man, its a chicken boo

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

Now I’m sad that the scene of Bruce Wayne sleeping upside down in Batman (1989) couldn’t actually happen.

My vote is you decline the invite. Showing up is normalizing this man and an administration that has deliberately disrespected HBCU students and their families.

Morehouse College President John Wilson, Jr. issued a statement today admitting that over 100 HBCU Presidents went to the White House and all they got was a lousy Instagram photo.

Fun fact: Sumo wrestlers throw salt in the ring as a purification ritual . The timing on the salt throw in the video was prefect, as that was the exact moment his soul left his body.

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

There’s also the convenient fact that Chris didn’t have parents to come looking for him when he went missing. If you’re picking out people who are easy to abduct, not having any close family (to put pressure on the police and organize a search) would be an important qualifier.