As a 49er fan I still get giddy thinking about this exchange that happened after The Catch.

Everybody’s freaking out over Luck retiring but Romo did it and nobody really blamed him for it.

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

It’s kind-of sweet to see the last great Stanford QB drafted by the Colts so broken-hearted over the most-recent one.

I respect your commitment to big boy accuracy

You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

Laura was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think about whether she should.

Now that we have it, we understand why this was repeatedly nixed under the old regime.

My thoughts too.....The ink is still wet on the “Good Luck” card for fucks sake.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Take my star for that really old callback, you beautiful motherf....

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Hot dickings! Getcher hot dickings!

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Spaghetti. Especially when it only comes part way up and you have to make the decision to pull it out or swallow it down.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?