Carson Wentz didn’t play that game Nick Foles did.

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

I count “Bears” 6 times in there, sport, shouldn’t those have all been Double-Doinks?  I mean, you’re not backing out on honoring your bet, are you?

Given the Sandusky/Paterno thing and the Pennsylvania Catholic Archdiocese scandal it’s apparent to me that the people of western (only western?) Pennsylvania are totally okay with child molestation. They do not see the problem with raping children and deserve any and all misery heaped upon them.

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

The new Bears logo:

As a native Oklahoman, I can’t tell if the last line is a joke or not

The SEC...with teams such as the Missouri Tigers, LSU Tigers and Auburn Tigers and Mississippi State Bulldogs and UGA Bulldogs.

The XFL should have just bought the names/logos from Any Given Sunday. At least those teams would have some history! 

Only three potential troop names: Defenders, BattleHawks, Guardians.

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

They’re really gonna burninate up the competition this year.

That’s fair. As well as Seattle being well known for its dragons...

In the AHL

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

My college roommates and I had a team name discussion 20+ years ago. We concluded that the best name that you never see (forgive me if it’s some minor league baseball team, which it probably is) is “Monsters.”

Cannot wait to watch the Seattle Trogdors in action