“Country music is a hate crime” should be a bumper sticker.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

It’s still too early to predict how that tie will affect the standings.

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Exactly! There’s a whole damn movie starring a two-time Oscar winner called ‘Remember the Titans’ and still people can’t

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

You missed the best part - drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy *for refusing a drink*.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

Oh, we’re doing philosophy, are we? Well, then surely Ben Shapiro would be aware that what he’s doing here, namely committing an ontological or semantic error in which things belonging to a particular category are presented as if they belong to a different category, has a name in philosophy. Gilbert Ryle referred to…

For someone who likes the phrase, “Facts don’t care about your feelings,” so much, he certainly has a lot of the latter. He ‘believes’ a whole ton of stuff, doesn’t he?

Has Ben Shapiro ever considered just not being an asshole?

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

Has Kirk’s trademark application for “YOU VIKE THAT?” been processed yet? 

You can throw Ritchie Incognito in the mix as well.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

No. It doesn’t. The phrase is “good healthcare and a 401k.”

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

The Browns are probably one of the most intriguing teams this season. I’m not expecting them to win the Super Bowl, or even get there, but there is so much to like in this team that used to be so horrid that it almost feels like you have to watch those games as anything could happen.